Poppa's got a brand new skaggbag.

Mary Shelley/Adam Smith galvanist-economic monsterbirthing.

Early 13th century, Genghis Brown proceeds to conquers a large Eastern territory.

BABY. C'MON BABY. BABY PLEASE. BABY, CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME, BABY?

Meanwhile, at the medieval auction guild...

THEY GETTIN' THAT BEH-BEH MONEH.

ARTICLE ONE: The lost pages of the so-called, "BOGMAN DIGEST."

'GI BOG'

'COSSACK IN KIEV'
What do you get when you mix Deathwish, Cossacks, and jokes based entirely on the precious 'mother'? THIS.

STICK THIS IN YOUR TEA PARTY AND SMOKE IT YOU NOXIOUS SLUGGARDS!

Your word is your BOG.